
My hands-down fave new show of last year—American Horror Story— kicked off its second WAY GRUESOME season last night—and holy mother of you know who... it was an insane whopper! Did you see it? Do you need some decompression time in regards to the copious amounts of blood, lesbianism, eye retractors, insane people with buck teeth, and naked bottoms? WELL, LET'S CHITTY-CHAT ABOUT IT! Tons of spoilery fun after the jump!

- Courtesy FX
- "I'M not the crazy one wearing some kind of weird outfit! YOU'RE the... wait."