Adult Swim Presents: THE GREATEST EVENT IN TELEVISION HISTORY
In case you missed the GREATEST EVENT IN TELEVISION HISTORY, here is the greatest event in television history. As you've undoubtedly heard, there have been many attempts at shooting a shot-for-shot...
View ArticleFriday Night Lights' Creator SLAMS Romney for Stealing
Friday Night Lights fans may have noticed this, but for those who haven't, presidential contender Mitt Romney has been using the show's rallying cry to its high school football players as a...
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The Walking Dead Chitty-Chat Club!
Well, well, well! Look who's back for another season of zombie skull skewering: It's The Walking Dead—but hold on... are you telling me it's even more bleak than usual? AND SOMEBODY GOT BIT? Dude......
View ArticleSo I Watched a Couple of Episodes of Revolution on Hulu
So... everyone in NBC's post-power dystopian future is pretty buff, for all the starving they're doing. And the power is off but the hair product still flows. And it's good to know that, even when...
View ArticleCry, Clare Danes! Go On! CRYYYYYYY!
Clare Danes has the best cry face in acting HANDS DOWN. For proof, see "The Clare Danes Cry Face Project." For video proof, see the following "Clare Danes Cry Face Supercut!" (In her defense, I've...
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The American Horror Story Chitty-Chat Club!
My hands-down fave new show of last year—American Horror Story— kicked off its second WAY GRUESOME season last night—and holy mother of you know who... it was an insane whopper! Did you see it? Do you...
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Sesame Street Sez "Cease & Desist" to Sexy Big Bird
According to BuzzFeed, the peeps over at Sesame Street Workshop are sick and tired of costume purveyor Yandy.com's "sexified" renditions of their characters being sold for Halloween—such as their...
View ArticleWill Ferrell's Swedish Old Milwaukee Beer Commercials
Look! Don't ask me to explain everything, okay?!? Just accept the fact that Will Ferrell is making commercials for Old Milwaukee beer in Sweden, and this is why, according to him: I just love a good,...
View ArticleCommunity: It's October 19th... in Our Hearts
SIGH. God, I hate repeating this story. BUT: So NBC and Sony fired Dan Harmon and replaced him with two new writers that were supposed to be much more ratings friendly, and they were all psyched about...
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The Walking Dead Chitty-Chat Club!
Lesson learned from last night's episode? Don't cross Rick, unless you'd like your skull bifurcated with a machete. (Did I use that word right? Bifurcated? Whatever.) Join me after the jump for my...
View ArticleToday in "You Are So F*cking Old": Smells Like Teen Spirit, The Sitcom
CBS is expanding its relationship with The Big Bang Theory's Dave Goetsch. The writer/co-executive producer on the network's Emmy-nominated series has sold family comedy Smells Like Teen Spirit...
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A Grown Man Yelling at Dust and Air: My Night With Zak From Ghost Adventures
I did not enjoy myself last night. You probably did. You were probably doing something amusing, like watching television or having sex. I was not. Much to my chagrin, noted sadist and Mercury arts...
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The American Horror Story Chitty-Chat Club!
Did you watch last night's Hallooooooweeeeeen episode of American Horror Story, appropriately titled "Tricks and Treats"? Good thing I no longer have any emotions, or it would have totally scared the...
View ArticleTriumph the Insult Comic Dog at the Final Debate!
While this may not be the most hilarious Triumph the Insult Comic Dog appearance, his coverage of the final debate between Obama and Romney is still a thing of beauty... you know... for him to poop...
View ArticleRepublicans Have a Lot of Words to Say About Lena Dunham
"Astoundingly tasteless.""Cringeworthy.""Cheap.""Disgusting." That's what conservative bloggers are saying about Lena Dunham's (HBO's Girls) new pro-Obama ad titled, "The First Time." Watch and see if...
View ArticleJoss Whedon Endorses Mitt Romney
For the four of you who somehow didn't see this already, here's the best thing that happened yesterday. Wait, did I say "yesterday"? I meant "during the entire presidential campaign." [ Subscribe to...
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The Walking Dead Chitty-Chat Club!
Note to anyone producing a HORROR show on TV: The week of Halloween, you must—by federal law—make your Halloween episode extra super-duper scary! See American Horror Story for further details. Thank...
View ArticleParks and Rec's Nick Offerman... AS AXE COP?!?
You know and love Axe Cop—the comic created and written by five-year-old Malachai Nicolle and his 30-year-old brother Ethan. So Fox is starting up a late-night Saturday block of high-def animation...
View ArticleThe Alternate Reality Exorcist
In which the scariest movie ever made is reconceived as a situation comedy. Enjoy! [ Subscribe to the comments on this story ]
View ArticleJimmy Fallon + Seth Meyers - Audience = Still Fun!
As you may have heard THERE'S A HURRICANE SITUATION in NYC, which might've put a damper on all the late night shows—except for the fact that both David Letterman and Jimmy Fallon didn't give a shit,...
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