In case ya missed it, the cast and creator of Breaking Bad payed a visit to Conan last night. Watch the Breaking Bad/Conancold open here, watch Los Cuates de Sinaloa sing "The Ballad of Heisenberg," and the cast gives away baggies of Heisenberg blue meth to the studio audience. (Goddamn lucky ducks.) Oh, and here's my fave part: Bryan Cranston reading his favorite ever erotic fan letter. Ooooh la-waitasecond... that's just weird.
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