The Best Breaking Bad Erotic Fan Letter You'll Read All Day
In case ya missed it, the cast and creator of Breaking Bad payed a visit to Conan last night. Watch the Breaking Bad/Conancold open here, watch Los Cuates de Sinaloa sing "The Ballad of Heisenberg,"...
View ArticleFunny Guy Pete Holmes Gets Funny Guy Show!
Hey comedy lovers! (Did you know the Mercury covers comedy? Just wonderin'!) We all love stand-up comic Pete Holmes, and so I'm tickled pinkish that he's getting his own late-night talk show—even if it...
View ArticleThe Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Chitty-Chat Club!
Welcome to the inaugural installment of the Agents of SHIELD Chitty-Chat Club! There are a few rules before we get underway.1) I’m not putting the periods between each letter of SHIELD because that...
View ArticleGood Morning, Ricky Gervais-Style Zingers!
While everybody was either fawning or not fawning earlier this week over Neil Patrick Harris hosting the Emmys, they completely forgot about the hilarious emceeing perpetrated by Community's Joel...
View ArticleFox Says They Want a Boring Non-Superhero Series, Too!*
*Not that Agents of SHIELD was that boring... but c'mon. It was kinda boring.In an attempt to score huge numbers like the ones Joss Whedon's Agents of SHIELD attained last night, the Fox network has...
View ArticleGAHH! The New American Horror Story Opening Credits! GAHHH!!
OKAY. Turn the lights down, put on your headphones, expand this video to full screen and watch the new super CREEEEPY American Horror Story: Coven opening credits. Remember it's about a witches coven...
View ArticleYOU'VE BEEN STERANKO'D!
In this week's Books section, I reviewed the obnoxiously punctuated S.H.I.E.L.D. by Steranko: The Complete Collection, a 300-plus-page collection of a whole bunch of Nick Fury-centric stories, the...
View ArticleSouth Park's Alec Baldwin is the Best Alec Baldwin (Much Better than the Real...
Last night's South Park slams Alec Baldwin, homophobia, Twitter, thumbs, and generalized internet diarrhea all in one HEEE-LARIOUSLY perfect clip. Watch this quick before they yank it! (Audio NSFW!)[...
View ArticleBest Kanye West Rant Ever... or Just Another Goddamn Jimmy Kimmel Prank?
Soooooooooo... Jimmy Kimmel put together a skit that parodied Kanye West's recent and epic BBC One interview (in which he said he was the biggest rock star on the planet), and used kids to act out the...
View ArticleBreaking Bad's Huell Gets Fake Sitcom; Huell's Rules!
Breaking Bad fans stay; everybody else? Just moooove along. Now, for all we know poor Huell ("Better Call" Saul's bodyguard) is going to be stuck in that DEA hotel room for the rest of his life!...
View ArticleWho Wants to Watch Jimmy Fallon and Alec Baldwin Spit Food into Each Other's...
Alec Baldwin visited Jimmy Fallon the other night, and the pair shared some clips from their alleged '80s buddy cop TV show allegedly called, Point Pleasant Police Department. But basically, it's just...
View ArticleThe Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Chitty-Chat Club!
One step forward? Two steps bajust slip and fall right on your ass, I guess.Reminder: If you're reading this, you either a) watched the episode already or b) don't care about spoilers. Because there's...
View Article"You Know That We Can Hear You, Right?"
The Daily Show's Aasif Mandvi visits North Carolina to investigate the state's highly contentious, allegedly racist voter ID law, and finds a jaw-dropping interview subject in Buncombe County...
View ArticleFather Gets a Bit TOO Excited Over Breaking Bad Scene
Obviously don't watch the video below if you haven't watched the finale of season four of Breaking Bad... you know, the one with "explosive" results? (SERIOUSLY GUYS, FINISH YOUR BINGE WATCHING! How...
View ArticleWhat to Watch Tonight: Blackfish, the Documentary That Will Make You Hate...
Blackfish came out in theaters a little while ago, but tonight you can watch it for free if you have CNN.With terrifying, nerve-wracking intensity—Blackfish might be a documentary, but it plays like a...
View ArticleHBO and Comcast is Making it a Bit Easier to Watch Game of Thrones—Legally.
Though HBO has been historically verrrrry stingy about selling its service directly (a' la carte) to customers—forcing YOU to buy a thousand shitty extra channels if you want to watch Game of Thrones...
View ArticleBilly Eichner and Rachel Dratch Endure "The Haunted House of TV and Movie...
I love Billy Eichner (from the wondrous Billy on the Street) AND I love former SNL cast member Rachel Dratch, AND I love haunted houses. OH! And I love horrifying TV and movie cliches. Soooooooo......
View ArticleThe Walking Dead Chitty-Chat Club!
Welcome back to The Walking Dead Chitty-Chat Club, and if you watched last night's episode, you know there was a HUGE REVEAL. Let's talk about that HUGE REVEAL and other spoilery-spoilers after the...
View ArticleNew Veronica Mars Trailer: Team Logan vs. Team Piz
Here's a new informative trailer for the upcoming Veronica Mars movie (SQUEEEEEEE!!) that has a lot of behind-the-scenes chitty-chat from some of your old faves—and they're all debating one thing: Are...
View ArticleIt's Always Sunny Does Lethal Weapon 6!
Truly one of the classic episodes of the heeeee-larious It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is when the gang pools their money to make the ultimate sequel to the ultimate film franchise ever: Lethal...
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