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It's official—Mariah Carey has signed up to be one of the new judges on American Idol. America wonders, "IS SHE CRAZY ENOUGH?" Hey GoT nerds! Here's a video interview with George R.R. Martin. Because...
View ArticleMarty Scorsese Uses an Imaginary Siri that Actually Works
So here's the newest iPhone commercial starring director Martin Scorsese using the phone's Siri feature. Now as I've reported in the past, THAT SHIT DON'T WORK. And yet? In every commercial, Siri not...
View ArticleNBC New Comedies: Now with 25% Less Smart
Here's a depressing little snippet from NBC prez Robert Greenblatt to the Television Critics association today. From Time: This morning at the Beverly Hilton, NBC entertainment chief Robert Greenblatt...
View ArticleRecently Dead: Sherman Hemsley of The Jeffersons
According to TMZ, the very funny and talented actor Sherman Hemsley died today in his El Paso home at the age of 74 of reportedly natural causes. Helmsley was best known as the star of the wildly...
View ArticleLondon's Olympic Opener Promises to be More Fucked Up than China's
You thought no one could ever top China's beautiful, insanely choreographed Olympic opening ceremonies from 2008? Well, cor blimey, guv'nah! London's going to stiff upper lip it, wot, pip-pip,...
View ArticleCelebrity Mean Tweets!
Jimmy Kimmel has been gathering cruel, taunting tweets directed at celebrities, and then asking the celebrities to read them on air. Here are the best. (OMG, I WANT TO SEND A MEAN TWEET TO SNOOKI JUST...
View ArticleThe Nail Files: Free Manicures! ... From the Creators of The Jersey Shore :(
In case you have constructive things to do with your time and do not already know it, the creators of The Jersey Shore have a reality show about a lady who runs a celebrity-frequented LA nail salon...
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Seven Strangers, Picked to Live in This House
Update: A lot of people in Portland are still annoyed/peeved at the thought of The Real World filming here. It apparently offends their delicate sensibilities, which is fine, if any of these people...
View ArticleHappy Little Trees: The Wonderful Bob Ross Mashup
PBS master masher John D. Boswell brings us this brilliant musical video mashup tribute to Bob Ross, the world's greatest painter and I will knock out the teeth of anyone who says otherwise. Have a...
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Tonight at the Hollywood: Miami Vice, the Greatest TV Show in the History of...
Tonight at the Hollywood Theatre, Rerun Theater is showing "Brother's Keeper"—better known as the 90-minute-long pilot for Miami Vice, the best show that has ever or will ever be on television....
View ArticleURGENT POLL: Crockett or Tubbs?
Remember that award-winning Miami Vice post I wrote this morning? Because Miami Vice is showing at the Hollywood tonight? Well guess what: I'm still thinking about Miami Vice! When I tell people that...
View ArticleFinally, the Doctor Is (Almost) Back
Q: Why do I love Doctor Who? A: Because of Matt Smith saying stuff like, "Dinosaurs! On a spaceship*!" The seventh season of Doctor Who starts... oh, hey, here's a fun game that's not frustrating in...
View ArticleMeet Your RuPaul's Drag Race All-Stars
The all-star season—wherein the best and most beloved former competitors from previous seasons of a show gather to battle it out once more—is a staple of the reality genre, and now RuPaul is getting...
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The Breaking Bad Chitty-Chat Club!
Hey! Did you watch Breaking Bad last night? Could this possibly be something you want to chitty-chat about? YAY! Let's get chitty-chatting in the Breaking Bad Chitty-Chat Club! My thoughts and...
View ArticleHere Comes More of that Honey Boo Boo Child!
As I mentioned in I Love Television™ this week, Toddlers & Tiaras' Honey Boo Boo is one of the four horsemen of the coming Apocalypse—but until now, we didn't know much about her family. Check out...
View ArticleJoss Whedon to Direct Avengers 2 AND an ABC TV Show?!? YAY!!!
Check out this press release just issued from Marvel Studios regarding their new deal with geek heartthrob Joss Whedon, which could possibly make you go poopy in your pants. From EW: “Joss Whedon has...
View ArticleOh, TLC... YOU'VE DONE IT AGAIN!
I shit talk the TLC network... A LOT. (Primarily because they purport to be "The Learning Channel" yet they do shows like this, this, this, and this.) HOWEVER! I'm through shit-talking. This time TLC...
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ALF Is Going to Be a Movie. THE END OF DAYS IS NIGH, ACCEPT YOUR DOOM
Good news, Allison! Sony Pictures Animation has closed a deal to acquire rights to the classic 1980s sitcom ALF and will develop the property into a hybrid CG/live action feature. Jordan Kerner, who...
View ArticleSherlock as Performed by Legos, Because... Because.
Perhaps because the universal love for the BBC series Sherlock is so great, it bore this Lego rendition of the final scene from the Sherlock season finale "The Reichenbach Fall." If you haven't seen...
View ArticleDeleted Louie Scene: "I'm Sorry."
Here's a deleted scene from Louie that you won't catch on TV, but is nonetheless AWESOME. When Louie tries to teach his daughters the importance of saying "I'm sorry" even when it's an accident,...
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