Jack MacBrayer and Triumph vs. Chicago's "Weiner Circle": ON WHOM DO YOU...
Conan is in Chicago this week, so he sent the "nicest guy in America" (30 Rock's Jack MacBrayer) to the meanest, most insulting restaurant in Chi-town, the Weiner Circle. The employees give it to him...
View ArticleNew Breaking Bad Promo, Now with Extra "GAHHHH!!"
The greatest show of the last ten years, Breaking Bad, returns for it's fifth season on July 15, and here's a promo that features the most "GAHHHHH!!" moment from season four. YEP, IT'S A SPOILER if...
View ArticleWhat the World Thinks of Girls
Who watched the season finale of Girls last night? As you may have noticed, I'm an unapologetic fan of the show and think it's the smartest, best written sitcom on TV—but here's what others had to...
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This is the True Story, of Seven Strangers, Picked to Live in PDX...
The cast of Real World: San Francisco, probably the best season of this now-reprehensible trainwreck of reality programming. I will admit freely, as I'm certain it's not a unique admission amongst...
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The Last Daniel Tosh/Rape Reference You Will Ever Read, I Swear to God
Now that you know how everybody in the world feels about the "Daniel Tosh Brakeless Rape Steamroller Event of 2012," here's a funny little comeuppance story to help clear the palate. As you may have...
View ArticleYour Breaking Bad Roundup!
That tingling feeling inside your juicy spot is signifying one thing and one thing only: BREAKING BAD'S SEASON FIVE PREMIERE IS THIS SUNDAY AT 10 PM ON AMC. Here's your roundup of everything you need...
View ArticleAsk Amy Poehler! (That Is, If You're a 14-Year-Old Girl)
Amy Poehler (of Parks and Recreation, 'natch) is awesome in numerous ways, but here she's awesome in a particular way: On the YouTube Smart Girls channel, Amy dispenses actual advice to actual...
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The Breaking Bad Chitty-Chat Club!
Dear HBO's The Newsroom: I'M BREAKING UP WITH YOU. Yes, I admit it... I was only using you during those sad, boring summer weeks when there was absolutely nothing of value on TV. Yes, I knew you were...
View ArticleCommunity Gag Reel, Gag Lovers!
I almost didn't watch this because I was all like, "Oh, what, ANOTHER Community gag reel in which they're going to be uproariously funny? I'm so sick of uproarious WHAT THE EFF AM I TALKING ABOUT?!?...
View ArticleJon Stewart Compares Viacom to China
So apparently Jon Stewart isn't as much of a "corporate shill" as some would have us believe.... In this clip, Jon compares his corporate bosses at Viacom to China for previously yanking episodes of...
View ArticleWait... I'm Supposed to Understand Scottish, Right?
So why can't I understand this Scottish person?? She's speaking English, right? BUT I CAN'T UNDERSTAND A WORD OF WHAT SHE IS SAYING! (That's it. I'm moving back to Alabama where people talk right.) [...
View ArticleWait—an Axe Body Spray Commercial You May Actually Like?!?
While most Axe Body Spray commercials are basically advertising aerosol roofies, check out this actually mature, well-written and pretty funny ad from Axe—starring Keifer Sutherland! (I feel the same...
View ArticleWatch the Debut of Black Dynamite
If you missed the series debut of the new animated Adult Swim show Black Dynamite on Sunday—don't fret! Here it is in its entirety, and it's actually pretty funny and clever! Frankly some of the Adult...
View ArticleGeorge Zimmerman to Give First Televised Interview Tonight!
Travon Martin shooter George Zimmerman is scheduled to give his first ever TV interview tonight to Rachel Maddow, and HAHAHAAHAHAHAAAAAAAA! I'm sorry... I just couldn't hold it. His first interview...
View ArticleThe Batman (the Animated Series) Rises
One of the networks that hasn't been yanked off my DirecTV is the HUB network, which I kind of love because it features a bunch of great kid TV such as Jem and the Holograms, My Little Pony:...
View ArticleEverything You Need to Know About This Morning's Emmy Nominations—QUICK!!
QUICK!!! Everything you need to know about this morning's Emmy Nominations announcement!! • Mad Men and American Horror Story tie for nominations—both racking up 17 each. • This was the first year...
View ArticleThe 5th Horseman of the Apocalypse: Honey Boo Boo
Perhaps you remember Honey Boo Boo Child (AKA "Alana") from TLC's child prostitution child beauty pageant competition Toddlers & Tiaras. She's the little hillbilly with the "go-go juice," the...
View ArticleWell, I Got My MTV Back. Whoopee.
As Denis briefly mentioned in GMN, Viacom and DirecTV (AKA the Hatfields and McCoys) have settled their feud. From Deadline: The companies provided little information about the terms. Viacom says the...
View ArticleAnother Reason to Love Aaron Paul
Firstly, I have not seen any of the new season of Breaking Bad yet, though I have seen everything leading up to it, so NO SPOILERS. If you missed last night's episode of Jay Leno's show (I know I make...
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The Breaking Bad Chitty-Chat Club!
Hurrah! An episode practically devoted to our favorite Breaking Bad character Mike! You love Mike, too, don't you? If you don't, I'll pay him $10,000 to kill you!! But he probably won't—especially...
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