Portland’s Pretty
Lookin’ ho-ho-hot at the Mercury holiday party. by Marissa Sullivan It’s that time of year again: Holiday parties are in full swing! I’m sure you’re drinking every night of the week, and if you’re...
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The Intern by Dan Savage I’m having anissue with my boyfriend, and I don't know if I am the crazy, paranoid, controlling party here. We have been together for more than a year and a half. We had...
View ArticleOne Day at a Time
The best news and gossip (yes, there was some) of 2016! by Ann Romano [Hello, dears! Think 2016 was a roiling garbage fire of bad news? Actually, some GOOD THINGS happened as well! Let’s take a...
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Here are some things Trump supporters are wrong about. by Francine Colman-Gutierrez {{image:1, align:right, width:250 }}Hi. I’m Francine Colman-Gutierrez. Here are some things Trump supporters are...
View ArticleLetters to the Editor
“If it isn’t twee, it isn’t worth funding.” THAT NAME AGAIN IS MR. PLOWRE: “Hope You Like Being Cold!” [Blogtown, Dec 16], Senior Editor Ned Lannamann’s post about Portland’s repeated failure to deal...
View ArticleThis Week in Vaginas
Introducing Senate Bill # S 3434: The Grabbification Act. by Courtenay Hameister Hello! And welcome to This Week in Vaginas. To kick us off on a high note, I’d like to look ahead to policies President...
View ArticleMurakami’s Book of Conversations with Conductor Seiji Ozawa Disappoints
Absolutely on Music isn’t likely to satisfy fans of Murakami’s books or Ozawa’s music. by Ned Lannamann The details of Seiji Ozawa’s life are impressive: The Japanese conductor was one of the first...
View ArticleThings to Do Music
Noteworthy shows for the week of December 21-27. by Mercury Staff WEDNESDAY 12/21THE BLIND SHAKE, PAUL CARY, FIRE NUNS(Bunk Bar, 41 SE Taylor) Someone should do an investigative report on what Jim and...
View ArticleLaura Jane Grace’s True Trans Soul Rebellion
The Against Me! singer’s new memoir arrives at a critical time. by Santi Elijah Holley Rock ’n’ roll memoirs have become a genre all their own, usually telling similar stories of fame, sex, alcohol,...
View ArticleMatt Braunger is Made of Mistakes
Examining life’s fuck-ups with the Portland-raised comedian. by William Kennedy On the eve of 2017, Matt Braunger is considering his New Year’s resolution. “Be a good husband,” he decides, riffing...
View ArticleThe Best Records of 2016
Here are the best records of 2016, as selected by the Mercury’s music staff. by Mercury Music Staff 1. Mal Devisa, Kiid 2. Frankie Cosmos, Next Thing 3. Sister Grotto, You Don’t Have to Be a House to...
View ArticleThe Best of 2016
The Mercury music staff describes the moments when music lessened the impact of this terrible year. by Mercury Music Staff I RECENTLY DECIDED to spend a quiet Sunday re-watching Dolly Parton’s...
View ArticleThe New Year’s Party Mega List
Say farewell to the sad old year with our citywide New Year’s Eve guide by Mercury Staff It’s been a rough and confusing year. And while there’s no promise that 2017 is going to get a whole lot...
View ArticleLion: Get Ready To Cry!
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 by Eric D. Snider LION is the incredible true story of why you should never have children in India. Based on Saroo Brierley’s memoir A Long Way Home, the film, an inspiring drama that earns...
View ArticleElle and Paul Verhoeven’s Twisted Return
All hail Isabelle Huppert! by Andrew Wright PAUL VERHOEVEN'S American phase was too nasty to last, really, with movies like RoboCop and Starship Troopers giving the audience what they initially...
View ArticleStuck on Passengers' Busted Spaceship
At least Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Pratt are stuck onboard too? by Erik Henriksen BEAUTIFUL AND MEDIOCRE, Passengers starts, at least, with a fantastic concept: Onboard the Avalon—a spaceship...
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Things To Do Film
Reviews of Assassin's Creed, Why Him?, and more! The Accountant It’s not hard to imagine how Ben Affleck was convinced to sign on to The Accountant. “Hey Benny!” director Gavin O’Connor shouted into...
View ArticlePortland’s 911 System Has a Gaping Flaw
If you get disconnected while on hold with 911, the city has no idea you called. by Doug Brown It was just after 3 am on May 7 when Betty Fry’s small old house in Southeast Portland’s Sunnyside...
View ArticleFrom Massive Sweeps to Legal Camping, No Portland Mayor Has Wrestled with...
So how’d he do? by Dirk VanderHart On December 10, exactly three weeks from Mayor Charlie Hales’ last day in office, Portland solved veterans’ homelessness.Sort of.Thanks to years of work (and...
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Good Morning, News: Obama Bans Oil Drilling, "Harry Potter Bandit" Captured,...
by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey GOOD MORNING, BLOGTOWN! Oh, it's a yum-yummy world made for sweethearts. Take a walk with your favorite girl. LET'S GO TO PRESS.An eight-year-old suffered minor injuries from a...
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