Adios, Chevy
It's a pre-Christmas miracle! Chevy Chase is no longer on Community. Let's hope that asshole never works again.[ Subscribe to the comments on this story ]
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Join us on Blogtown Sunday Night for the Liz & Dick Live Blog
Join us this Sunday right here on Blogtown when our resident commenter/terrible thing commentator JONESER will be live blogging the television event of the century: Lindsay Lohan's career destroying...
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It's the Liz & Dick Live Blog!
Hi everybody! It's me, Joneser, and this is a live-blog of the television event of the century. Borrow some jewelry, do a quick hit and run, and let's get exhausted; there's about to be a lot of...
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The Walking Dead Chitty Chat Club!
Well, it certainly was no Liz & Dick(which is an unfair comparison because Liz & Dick was perfect—as in terrible), but last night's episode of The Walking Dead (titled, "When the Dead Come...
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We Hurt Lindsay Lohan's Feelings. :(
Did you watch Liz & Dick (starring Lindsay Lohan as Elizabeth Taylor) on Lifetime last night? Joneser did and live blogged the entire thing! Read it here. Like much of the internet I said some mean...
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I Was ALMOST the Next Contestant on The Price is Right!
I scheduled a last-minute trip to Los Angeles for Thanksgiving. My brother's girlfriend asked if I wanted to try to catch a TV taping while I was here, and of course, I said yes. I figured we'd end up...
View ArticleToday in Horrifying Elevator Pranks
Check out this clip from the Brazilian variety show Programa Silvio Santos, in which unsuspecting elevator riders pick up an absolutely terrifying hitchhiker along the way. (Pro Tip: Hey Brazilians! If...
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I Hope The Discovery Channel Never Runs Out of Shows About Unsafe Gold Mining
I like watching TV shows where people work hard for a living. I put them on in the background while I sit around my apartment doing fuck all. Recently The Discovery Channel seems to be focusing all...
View ArticleSome Good Advice From Teddy Ruxpin and Corey Feldman
Because I know you're thinking of running away, here's a public service announcement from the only two people I think you will listen to anymore: Teddy Ruxpin and Corey Feldman.Do you kind of get the...
View ArticleNew Girls Trailer... That Isn't Annoying!
Did you see that previous teaser trailer for the second season of HBO's Girls? SO... ANNOYING. However, here's the first full length trailer for Girls season two (debuting Sunday, January 13)......
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The Walking Dead Chitty-Chat Club: The Mid-Season Finale!
Last night was the mid-season finale for The Walking Dead, and say what you will about this show, it was purrrretty horror-larious! Would you like to chitty-chat about this? Then join me in the...
View ArticleTV Anchors Report Fake Plane Crash; Get Justifiably Mad
Last Friday WGN anchors Larry Potash and Robin Baumgarten cut to live footage of what they thought was a small plane crash in the middle of downtown Chicago—which would be HUGE news, except that it was...
View Article"King of the Nerds": CONDEMN OR ALLOW?
So TBS is developing a new competition reality show calledKing of the Nerds (debuting January 17). On one hand (from TV Line):Hosted by Revenge of the Nerds alumni Robert Carradine and Curtis...
View ArticleRihanna to Produce and Star on Reality TV Show, Apparently Unaware of Her Own...
What dingdong is advising Rihanna's career moves these days? Whoever it is should relieve themselves of their duties because this is the saddest thing I've seen since the Baby Elephant Zoo Scandal of...
View ArticleAmbassador Anna
I'd rather read Teen Vogue than American Vogue—the clothes are more fun, and there's less hand wringing about at what age you should stop wearing short skirts (how about when I'm dead?). But even if...
View ArticleThe Perfect Christmas Gift for Relatives Who Have [CENSORED] Sticks Up Their...
Do you have evangelical relatives? Do they hate swearing? Do they love TV? If so, you should buy them a TV Guardian! The TV Guardian"reads" the closed captioning for TV shows and DVDs, and then it...
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An Oral History of Freaks and Geeks (!!!!)
WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA!!! An oral history of Freaks and Geeks—one of the most awesome shows of all time?? Thank you, Vanity Fair! For once you did it right. READ IT! READ IT! READ IT![ Subscribe to...
View ArticleIs Hometown TV Show Leverage Out the Door?
Of the three TV shows that are shot here in Portland, Leverage has been here the longest (since 2008)... but according to TV Guide, it might be on it's way out.Executive producer and director Dean...
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The Simpsons Meet Portlandia; Neither Benefit from the Arrangement
Last night's episode of The Simpsons was a homage/parody/parody inside a parody of Portlandia, when hipsters (Fred and Carrie, 'natch) move in next door to Homer and Marge. Naturally all of Springfield...
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Happy Birthday, (That's So) Raven Symone!
The happiest birthday wishes to our favorite Disney channel star ever, Raven Symone, of the quintessential youth market hit, That's So Raven (2003-2007)! (Because it is! SO Raven!) She turns a glorious...
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