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Today's Cruel Lie from NBC: Community "Returns" in February
Via the Twitter feed of Joel McHale: That's February 7th! Or as NBC likes to call it, "Fake-throw a ball to your dog day!" [ Subscribe to the comments on this story ]
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The Walking Dead Chitty-Chat Club!
Okay, so you got me on that one, Walking Dead! I suspect you're trying to make me feel like a complete dick for all the crap I've talked about a certain character that shall remain unnamed until after...
View ArticleObama Wins!! (At Least According to South Park)
This Wednesday's new episode of South Park is called, "Obama Wins!"—soooooooo does that mean they have some insider knowledge that the rest of us don't? Or does Cartman have a trick or two up his...
View ArticleExtreme Cougar Wives: What TLC is "Learning" Me Today
I will punch anybody in the jaw who says that TLC (The Learning Channel) isn't learning me a bunch of stuff! They learned me about two-headed sisters, they learned me about Honey Boo Boo, they learned...
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Syfy Says Fuck It, Puts Half-Assed Battlestar Galactica Thing Online
This is concept art for Blood and Chrome. Chance that this scene is in Blood and Chrome: .0001 percent.Blood and Chrome has had a somewhat troubled history: Originally intended a prequel series to the...
View ArticleClassic "Rock the Vote!" Vids
Since 1990, Rock the Vote has registered over 5 million young people—which is almost as astounding as these classic Rock the Vote videos that rocked MTV over the years. Take it away, Coolio!Let's get...
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Some of MacGyver's Adventures!
Public service announcement: MacGyver is on Netflix Instant, and you should stop whatever you are doing right this second and go watch it. I've been sick the past few days and MacGyver has saved my...
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Congrats to Carrie Brownstein's Gay Dad!
My mild disdain for Portlandia aside, check out this awesome tweet from Carrie Brownstein!That's right, Carrie has a gay dad, and thanks to the passage of Washington's Referendum 74 that finally allows...
View ArticlePatton Oswalt Joins The Newsroom... I'm Conflicted
From Deadline Hollywood:HBO‘s The Newsroom has added Rosemarie DeWitt and Patton Oswalt to the cast heading into Season 2. Both will play recurring roles on the show......DeWitt will play Rebecca...
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The Walking Dead Chitty-Chat Club!
Hey! While watching The Walking Dead last night, I uttered the following ultimatum: "Oh no. OH NO. If they go there, I swear to Christ I will stop watching and never watch this show again!!" Did they...
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There's Going To Be a Crappy MacGyver Movie
Okay, so maybe it won't be crappy—but hiring the director who's to blame for Saw doesn't inspire a lot of confidence. Unless... are they turning MacGyver into a wisecrackin' genius whose witty...
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Here's a New Reality Show for You to Kill Yourself With
Do you guys remember Bear Grylls from the survival show Man vs. Wild? No? Okay then, it was all about this (from Wikipedia):The show has featured stunts including Grylls climbing cliffs, parachuting...
View ArticleElmo Sex Accuser Recants Story
Good news for Elmo fans:The man who accused Kevin Clash, the voice and puppeteer of the “Sesame Street” character Elmo, of an underage sexual relationship has recanted that claim, his lawyer said on...
View ArticlePortlandia: A Guide for Visitors Gets a Bafflingly Terrible Trailer
Guys. I just don't know anymore. Now I'm starting to feel like a parody of myself for shitting on this show—but I TRULY DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT'S HAPPENING HERE. So Fred and Carrie (I feel we're on a...
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R.I.P. the Voice of "Smurfette"
Let's all take a moment to think a nice thought about voice actor Lucille Bliss, who has passed away at the ripe age of 96. You'll know her best as the voice of "Smurfette"from The Smurfs during the...
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The Walking Dead Chitty-Chat Club!
Hi, everybody! And welcome once again to The Walking Dead Chitty-Chat club where we chitty-cha... [RINNNG! RINNNNG!]. Wait. What's that? [RINNNG! RINNNNG!] Eww!! It's a weird looking phone! And it's...
View ArticleThe Best Show You'll Watch This Thanksgiving Weekend!
Screw the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade! The best, greatest, awesomest show you will see this T-bird weekend is the premiere of Killer Karaoke, hosted by Jackass' Steve-O on Tru TV (Friday, Nov 23, 9...
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But If He Didn't Do It, Why is He Resigning?
As Sarah noted in Good Morning, News, Kevin Clash, the puppeteer responsible for bringing Elmo to life on Sesame Street for the past 28 years, gave his notice today. Articles such as this one are...
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Tonight at the Bagdad: Fred Armisen and Carrie Brownstein
The people who make Portlandia the show made a book. It is called Portlandia: A Visitor's Guide, and Fred Armisen and Carrie Brownstein are promoting it tonight at the Bagdad. The book is not good, but...
View ArticleAlicia Keys Sings the Greatest TV Theme Song of all Time
Here Alicia Keys performs the most soulful, gorgeous version of the greatest theme song of all time, Disney's 1985-91 classic Adventures of the Gummi Bears. Proof positive the world is still a good...
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