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Project Runway Wrap Up!
Well that was kind of a snoozer. On last night's episode of Project Runway the losing team (a sinking ship that, unfortunately, Portland contestant Michelle Lesniak Franklin is on) had to limp into the...
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House of Cards Is Out. Here's the First Episode.
As the editor of the Mercury's Film section, I'm probably supposed to be telling you what movies to go see this weekend, but fact is, I'm not all that stoked about any of 'em—what I am stoked about,...
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Let's All Move to Harmontown!
As we told you (YOU'RE WELCOME), deposed Community creator Dan Harmon was in town last week to record an episode of his podcast, Harmontown. And as someone who was there, I will tell you this: It was...
View ArticleThe (Further) Adventures of Pete & Pete
Obviously, The Adventures of Pete & Pete was the best Nickelodeon TV show EVER obviously. And in this Funny or Die vid, some of the cast get back together for a 20th anniversary reunion show—which...
View ArticleHouse of Cards Is the Anti-West Wing
It shouldn't be much of a surprise to regular readers, really, that I'm enjoying the hell out of Netflix's House of Cards. It's a political show about the ugly business of Washington DC, starring (and,...
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The Americans Chitty-Chat Club!
GUYS! Guys. GUYS!! Why are you not watching The Americans (Wednesdays, 10 pm, FX)? It's the most exciting, interesting new show to come around the bend in quite a while, and you're just gonna be...
View ArticleConan Reviews Halo 4 in "Clueless Gamer"
FINALLY! Finally, finally, FINALLY someone has created a comedy sketch that is almost an exact replica of conversations I have nearly every day with Erik Henriksen. Here's "Clueless Gamer" in which...
View ArticleLast Night's Community: What the Critics Said
Last night was the debut of the new Dan Harmon-less Community—so let's see what the critics thought!Stephen Marche, Esquire:It's not merely bad. It is memorably bad. I don't think I've actually seen a...
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Project Runway Wrap Up!
I am trying soooo hard to enjoy this season of Project Runway. I didn't for once go into it with a chip on my shoulder or a wag in my finger. I was honestly looking forward to just kicking back and...
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The Walking Dead Chitty-Chat Club!
Last night signaled the return of The Walking Dead—after a somewhat brief holiday vacay—and it... was... NOT EXACTLY AWESOME. But not terrible either. WHAT DID YOU THINK? Hit the jump for my...
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What It's Like To Be On "Portlandia"
As Allison mentioned on Saturday, I made my television debut last week on Wm. Steven Humphrey's Favorite Show* (*citation needed), Portlandia. This is a big deal. I know because my mom posted about how...
View ArticleMr. T's Fashion Lesson
The big fall fashion weeks are now underway (you can obsessively track just about every look that hits the runways here), but as Mr. T reminds us in this instructional video from 1984, you shouldn't...
View ArticleWhy You Like House of Cards
Ha! You thought Netflix made the decision to hire David Fincher to direct the first few House of Cards episodes just because he's one of the best directors working today? Bullshit! Merit buys nothing...
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The Mythbusters' Brand Of Fake Science Takes OMSI
Mythbusters is one of my favorite shows that I'm not on. OMSI is one of my favorite places to spend $28 to have children push me out of the way so they can play with the block crane when I WANTED TO...
View Article"Sociopath on a Bicycle": Bill Burr on Lance Armstrong
Verrrrrrry funny comedian Bill Burr gives his take on Lance Armstrong and that filthy fucking hypocrite Oprah in this hilarious interview with Conan. (P.S. Lance should steal the name "Sociopath on a...
View ArticleThis Teen Jeopardy Contestant; Best Teen Jeopardy Contestant
Normally, I'm a terrible viewer of the Teen Jeopardy matches, because I just can't help but scream at the TV. Such as, "WHAT IS 'THE FATTED CALF', YOU GODDAMN IDIOTS!!" However, when I watched the...
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Project Runway Wrap Up!
Finally! Last night's Project Runway was the first good episode of the season, with an old school unconventional materials challenge, Portland contestant Michelle Lesniak Franklin getting more face...
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The Walking Dead (and Girls) Chitty-Chat Club!
Did you watch The Walking Dead last night? Oh... okay, so a few of you did. How many of you watched Girls instead? Just about as many! So let's chitty-chat about BOTH, whaddayasay?? Join me after the...
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Buy Me This: The Full House Doll Collection
You may be asking, "Wm. Steven Humphrey, do you not have anything better to do with your day than play with Full House dolls?" To which I would respond, "I don't know... AND I DON'T WANT TO FIND OUT."...
View ArticleHere's Your Real World: Portland Trailer!
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