Today in Rejected Viagra Ads
You're familiar with Viagra ads, right? WELL, I'M NOT. And why should I be, right? I have exactly ZERO erectile dysfunction problems, and in fact, my penis is currently the size of a Burmese Python,...
View ArticleGuess the "Ripped from the Headlines" Headline!
Watch the following scenes from next week's episode of Law & Order: SVU and see if you can guess which actual headline they're using for their "ripped from the headlines" story. (HINT: It is...
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I "Asked Amy"; Amy Answered
So, I'm kind of having a problem this week. As you know we published this guy on our cover this week:The issue is currently sitting on my desk, and every time I look up at him, I kind of sigh, and get...
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Project Runway Wrap Up!
Last night the beleaguered and increasingly obviously cracking up contestants of Project Runway's Season 11 were dragged into a mega-douche cowboy themed bar in Manhattan to be introduced to their next...
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The Walking Dead (and Girls) Chitty-Chat Club!
Think it's weird for me to recap The Walking Dead and Girls as if they're the same show? WELL, THEY ARE THE SAME SHOW. Join me after the jump for this week's spoilery recaps, and chime in with your own...
View ArticleDear Big Hollywood Studios: BUY THE ACHEWOOD CARTOON!
Don't you hate it when you ask an employee to do something (say, run down to the Plaid Pantry and get you a jumbo Snickers) and they say they're too busy flying to Hollywood to meet with big studio...
View Article"Seth MacFarlane and the Oscars’ Hostile, Ugly, Sexist Night"
The New Yorker's Amy Davidson tells it like it is. One choice nugget:The Academy is supposedly a trade group, and yet it devoted its opening number to degrading a good part of its membership. And who...
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Blu-ray and DVD Roundup: Some Movies You Should Have Already Seen, But You...
There were a bunch of movies that came out in 2013—some of them were pretty good! it was a good year for movies!—which means that a bunch of them slipped through the cracks, either not doing so great...
View ArticleTop of the Lake: You're Gonna Wanna Watch This
If you're on the hunt for a new favorite TV show, one could be coming around the pike in March. Top of the Lake is a new women-centered crime drama/miniseries that's been favorably compared to Twin...
View Article"My Inflatable Girlfriend" (It's Not What You Think!)
While the TLC network has legitimately perpetrated some terrible things upon the human race—their show My Strange Addiction (Wednesdays, 10 pm) is not one of these things. It is perhaps THE BEST thing...
View ArticleTwo Things to Know About Girls and The Walking Dead
If you're a fan of The Walking Dead and HBO's Girls, then you should totally be reading my The Walking Dead (and Girls) Chitty Chat Club recaps... because they're the only recaps in America that recap...
View ArticleCheck Out the Full Length Trailer for NBC's Hannibal
Here's the full length trailer for NBC's upcoming adaptation of Hannibal—based on characters from the book, Silence of the Lambs, and Red Dragon... AND IT LOOKS GOOD, GUYS! Casino Royale's Mads...
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R.I.P. Ann Romano (No, Not That "Ann Romano")
From Deadline Hollywood:Bonnie Franklin, best known for a playing single mom to two teenage daughters on the long-running CBS sitcom One Day At A Time, died this morning. She was 69.Franklin perished...
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Project Runway Wrap Up!
Another week, another chapter in the drama that is Project Runway. Our Portland champion Michelle's contribution to the challenge:That's right, it's a women-of-a-certain-age challenge! Head to MOD for...
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The Walking Dead (and Girls) Chitty-Chat Club!
Welcome once again to the only TV recap in America that recaps both The Walking Dead AND Girls—at the same time. (What do you mean I "shouldn't be so proud about that"?) Hit the jump for my spoilerific...
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Here's Your Sneaky Peek at Mad Men, Season 6!
Here's a quick, sneaky peeky promo for the upcoming two-hour season premiere of Mad Men (set your DVRs now) April 7th. By the way, ithn't Thally's dretth, thimply the beth?In other Mad Men news, actual...
View ArticleHey Funny Voice Lovers! Meet the "Anti-Helium"!
You know what happens and how you sound when you inhale helium right? Well, Neil Patrick Harris and Kelly Rippa inhale sulfur hexafluoride—and the results may surprise you![ Subscribe to the comments...
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A Page-by-Page Review of MacGyver: Fugitive Gauntlet
A few months ago, Image Comics released the first issue of MacGyver: Fugitive Gauntlet, a five-issue series bringing back television's most heroic handyman, Angus MacGyver! The comic series is...
View ArticleToday in Justin Timberlake SNL Promos
Though Justin Timberlake will most certainly be performing a lot of rehashed skits from yesteryear—because he always does—goddammit, these SNL promos for this Saturday's show are still adorable. GET...
View ArticleConan Cracks Down on Employee "Harlem Shake" Videos
As you probably already know, "Harlem Shake" videos produced on the job are the leading cause of workplace inefficiency, and 15 people at an Australian mining company were recently fired for producing...
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