New Trailer for Season Three of Girls!
If like snappy repartee, post-modern Dorothy Parker whimsy, and looking into the mirror and despising yourself, then you will love this new trailer for season three of Girls (returning Jan 12 on HBO)....
View ArticleNew True Detective Trailer!
Weirdly, January is now my favorite month for TV—primarily due to the return of Justified... but this time I'm also extra excited for the new HBO drama True Detective starring Woody Harrelson and...
View ArticleIt's Been a Bad Year for Television
Business Insider's Jim Edwards says that television is having a bad time of it:Audience ratings have collapsed: Aside from a brief respite during the Olympics, there has been only negative ratings...
View ArticleAlec Baldwin's Show Has Been Canceled
Ravi Somaiya at the New York Times says:The actor Alec Baldwin’s short-lived show on MSNBC has been terminated, less than two weeks after he was suspended for making a gay slur in a confrontation with...
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In TV News No One Cares About But Me...
... ADAM BRODY (SETH FROM THE O.C.) IS GOING TO APPEAR ON NEW GIRL SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! From TV Line:In an episode slated to shoot next week (and air in early 2014), Brody will...
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The Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Chitty-Chat Club
I guess it's kind of funny that the episode titled Repairs was the episode that finally broke me. I'd say "follow after the jump to find out how" but there will be no jump. There really isn't any...
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Join Me Tomorrow for the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade Liveblog!
Happy Thanksgiving Eve, everybody! It’s me, Joneser, here to announce that tomorrow morning I’ll be live-blogging the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade right here on Blogtown. I did this a couple of years...
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It's the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade Liveblog!
Good morning friends, family, lovers, enemies, cats, dogs, etc., and welcome to the television event of right now! Put off some of your holiday obligations and hang out with me for the next few hours....
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The Walking Dead Chitty-Chat Club!
In last night's mid-season finale, a main character went down for the count—so why am I fretting more over the potential death of a minor character? FIND OUT in this week's The Walking Dead Chitty-Chat...
View ArticleA New Real World—Just for You Sadists!
More and more reality television caters to armchair sadists—and these people are probably going to LOVE the newest incarnation of that old MTV chestnut The Real World. The show is flipping the script...
View ArticleToday in Captain Picard Singing Christmas Classics
If you're having a bit of trouble getting into the holiday swing of things, then take a gander at Captain Picard and the Next Generation Crew™ singing the Xmas classic, "Let it Snow"! If you can find a...
View ArticleJimmy Fallon Drops By Portland... aaaaand He's Already Gone
Jimmy Fallon quickly dropped into and out of Portland a couple hours ago on his national tour of NBC affiliates, where he's promoting his new upcoming gig as host of The Tonight Show. Here are his...
View ArticleWho Wants to Watch Benedict Cumberbatch Do ANYTHING?? SQUEEEE!!
How about watching him on Jimmy Kimmel reading the lyrics for R. Kelly's "Genius" from his upcoming album Black Panties? (Trust me you will SQUEEEEEE just as loudly as the ladies in the audience.)[...
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Walking Dead Funnies!
Unfunniest dad EVER.Many more Dead dad jokes here![ Subscribe to the comments on this story ]
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Cameron Diaz Weighs in on Sound of Music Live
I was too busy poisoning my tonsils with bourbon at last night's annual Mercury karaoke party to hate-watch NBC's The Sound of Music Live starring Carrie Underwood. Luckily for us, Cameron Diaz was...
View ArticleIt's Official: "Mean People Need Jesus"
So have you watched NBC's live version of The Sound of Music starring Carrie Underwood yet? OH DEAR GOD, IT WAS GLORIOUSLY TERRIBLE. In Carrie's defense, anyone pitted against the memory of Julie...
View ArticleNew Sherlock Trailer!
Here's the launch trailer for the third season of (SQUEEEEEEEE!!!) Sherlock, set to debut in England on New Year's Day. (Is your finger already hovering above the "illegal download" button? Good.) Get...
View ArticleDan Harmon Has Returned: The Community Season Five Trailer
We have been through dark times, friends; we have suffered much.For there was a time when Community was on the air, but was not overseen by Dan Harmon. Like Henry V without Shakespeare, The Thinker...
View ArticleWhat's the Worst Holiday TV Special EVER?
It's that time of year, when I use my I Love Television™ column to mentally unpack the best animated holiday specials of all time. Last week was Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, and tune in tomorrow...
View ArticlePortlandia Returns with No One You've Ever Heard Of
Just so ya know: Portlandia is returning for its fourth season on Thursday, February 27 at 10 pm on IFC. And this season they're expected to include a LOT of Portland natives, such as the following......
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