Watch Miley, Jimmy, and The Roots Do an A Capella "We Can't Stop"
It's really annoying when you make a concerted effort to hate someone, and then Jimmy Fallon and The Roots come along and make that person look AWESOME. Check out this gorgeous rendition of "We Can't...
View ArticleMusic Celebrity Mean Tweets!
As you've undoubtedly heard, Kanye West sat down with Jimmy Kimmel last night for 25 minute interview in which they kissed and made up after their well-publicized Twitter battle. (TLDW—too long, didn't...
View ArticleThe Walking Dead Chitty-Chat Club!
We're back! Welcome once again to The Walking Dead Chitty-Chat Club in which we recap and discuss the show where shoving a screwdriver into a zombie's eye is no longer a big thing. After a shaky last...
View ArticleThe Best TV News Headline You Will Ever Read... and the WORST
So I've got some GOOD TV news and some BAD TV news... which headline do you want first?Okay, the bad one first!The CW trims 'Reign' masturbation sceneThe pilot for 16th century-based castle drama Reign...
View ArticleThe Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Chitty-Chat Club!
Ladies and gentlemen: We have a show!A legitimately entertaining piece of entertainment! 40+ minutes that mostly worked more than it didn't! Even the Science Twits, Dipshitsimmons, weren't entirely...
View ArticleThe Walking Dead Chitty-Chat Club!
First things first: YOU'RE WEAK!!(Especially if you didn't watch last night's Walking Dead—which I'm about to recap in this edition of The Walking Dead Chitty-Chat Club! Join me after the jump for lots...
View ArticleThe Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Chitty-Chat Club!
One step forward? Two steps bajust slip and fall right on your ass, I guess.Reminder: If you're reading this, you either a) watched the episode already or b) don't care about spoilers. Because there's...
View ArticleFather Gets a Bit TOO Excited Over Breaking Bad Scene
Obviously don't watch the video below if you haven't watched the finale of season four of Breaking Bad... you know, the one with "explosive" results? (SERIOUSLY GUYS, FINISH YOUR BINGE WATCHING! How...
View ArticleHBO and Comcast is Making it a Bit Easier to Watch Game of Thrones—Legally.
Though HBO has been historically verrrrry stingy about selling its service directly (a' la carte) to customers—forcing YOU to buy a thousand shitty extra channels if you want to watch Game of Thrones...
View ArticleThe Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Chitty Chat Club!
Tonight's episode is called Fzzt, which could be the sound of a viewer's last ounce of patience frying like a lightbulb filament......OR......it could be the sound of SHIELD jolting itself back to life...
View ArticleThe Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Chitty-Chat Club!
Felix Ungar and Oscar Madison. Jack Walsh and Jonathan Mardukas. Axel Foley and Judge Reinhold. Dare we add to that list SHIELD Agents Ward and Fitz? Skye and Simmons? No. Of course we don't. But the...
View ArticleThe Walking Dead Chitty-Chat Club!
Last night's episode of The Walking Dead was quite the departure, wouldn't you say? OR WOULDN'T YOU? What would you say? Well, The Walking Dead Chitty-Chat Club is the perfect place to say what you...
View ArticleThe Next Conservative Daily Show to Fail Is Titled...
...The Flipside. You can watch the trailer and a sample episode over on this site. The Flipside is by no means the first attempt to create a comedy news show with a conservative bent. Maybe the most...
View ArticleFamily Feud Reveals America's Foremost Expert on Zombies
Oh, we're all just so over zombies. We've seen so many TV shows and movies about zombies, we think we've learned everything there is to know about them—BUT WE'RE WRONG. In the following clip from...
View ArticleThe Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Chitty-Chat Club!
If Len Wein and John Romita Jr. hadn't invented Wolverine, someone else eventually would have. Maybe he wouldn't have had the name, or the claws, or the anti-gravity sideways mullet-thing, but someone...
View ArticleToday in Actually Good Commercials (Actually!!)
First an actually great commercial (actually!!) from Foot Locker featuring sports stars making your dreams come true.Next, another actually great commercial (actually!!) for masturbation. Wait......
View ArticleGretchen Jones, the Extend-o Interview
This week in Sold Out, I interviewed Gretchen Jones, newly hired by Pendleton to give the brand a more contemporary edge. Her role is broader than was first rumored. The original design team who worked...
View ArticleFuck Your Thanksgiving Plans
Some people like Thanksgiving! I am not really one of those people! (There's too much "food" and too many "people" for my liking.) But I am a person who likes the Muppets! AND CHECK OUT HOW DELIGHTFUL...
View ArticleAmy Poehler Sings "Summer Nights"; All is Right with the World
NBC has released an extended preview of tonight's hour-long episode of Parks and Recreation, which will feature a truncated version of the song below: Leslie Knopes and City Councilman Jamm singing a...
View ArticleYay! More "Celebrity Mean Tweets"!
Jimmy Kimmel's "Celebrity Mean Tweets" segments are not only consistently hilarious, they play a valuable public service: Hopefully mean tweeters will watch this and say, "Hey, I really hurt that...
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