A Sneaky Peeky at Next Week's Return of Community!
Almost there, guys! Community returns a week from today (March 15) and to get you wet and ready, after the jump there's an AH-MAZING trailer for season three! (Unfortunately, it's one of those...
View ArticleThese People Who are Obsessed with Cabbage Patch Kids Aren't Creepy at All
Are you ever annoyed by the TLC network's staunch refusal to broadcast shows featuring midgets, women whose vaginas plop out 19 children, hoarders, or crazy people? ME, TOO! That's why I'm...
View ArticleA Snake Eating Its Own Tail: I Was an Extra on Grimm
Steve sent me an email a few days ago: Hey!Just in case you have nothing better to do with your time, they're currently filming Grimm outside on 3rd ave in front of Voodoo.Ciao! My reply: Really! I'm...
View ArticleLet's Check Out Bob Odenkirk's Let's Do This!
The always hilarious (and actually very good actor) Bob Odenkirk of Mr. Show and Breaking Bad has a new short featurette over at Adult Swim titled Let's Do This! It chronicles the ups and many, many...
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Thursday TV Recaps for Poor People!
I am not one to ever use hyperbole because I hate it more than cancer and/or J. Lo, so I mean it when I say that last night’s television was the best ever. 30 Rock I loved everything about last...
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Recaps For the Mildly Interested: Here Be Dragons
Dragons occupy kind of a weird space in the awesome/lame spectrum. In the context of, for example, video games dragons are utterly amazing. The draconic combats in Dragon Age were some of the most...
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The Walking Dead Chitty-Chat Club!
Woot! Woot! It's time again for The Walking Dead Chitty-Chat Club, and I do believe I'm going to have to eat a substantial amount of poo for all the crap-talking I've been doing about this show over...
View ArticleFashion Star Debuts Tonight with Lizzie Parker
Even if having love for fashion-related reality TV is becoming an increasingly rarified quality, you may take at least a passing interest in the fact that NBC's answer to the genre, Fashion Star...
View ArticleMash it Up! Community Meets Law & Order
There's been a poop ton of well-deserved hoopla and trailers galore to celebrate the return of Community to NBC tomorrow night... and here's some more! What better way to honor a great show than to...
View ArticleEverything Is Terrible in Mainstream Fashion
Remember how I intimated that you might give to squirts about the debut of Fashion Star yesterday? You didn't, nor did anyone else, and the ratings wound up in the toilet along with your similarly...
View ArticleI Have No Idea What to Title This Blog Post Other Than "What the Fuck?"
Admittedly I don't watch a lot of Fox News. Let me rephrase that... I don't watch ANY Fox News unless it's cut down into digestible tidbits on the YouTube. Maybe that's why I've never seen or heard of...
View ArticleMad Men: Now with 100% More "Gay"
So you've probably seen all the episodes of Mad Men, and now you're just twiddling your thick fingers waiting for the Season 5 premiere on Sunday, March 25... right? WRONG! You haven't seen the "gay...
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Bio Hazard: Fucked-Up People, Fucked-Up Show
Fucked-up people make for a fucked-up show. That's the implication Saturday Night Live comic Darrell Hammond makes in his new memoir. SNL comics have burst like humorless spiders from putrid nests...
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Thursday TV Recaps for Poor People! Thank TV Jesus, Community is Back!
Well. It was a long, hard, human-being-less winter. Without new episodes since Christmas, we hardcore sitcom nerds (we are around) have spent Community’s unwelcome hiatus obsessing over past episodes,...
View ArticleAmy Heidt Wins the Internet (and Forever Closes the Category of Law & Order...
I love you, Law & Order: Acting Reel Unit. [ Subscribe to the comments on this story ]
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The Walking Dead Chitty-Chat Club: Season Finale!
It's the season finale of The Walking Dead Chitty-Chat Club—so if you only read one Chitty-Chat Club this season, make it this one! Actually, last week's was probably better, and even that wasn't my...
View ArticleYour "Pure Mood" and You
There was a time in the history of humankind when television actually CARED about what kind of mood you were in. Nowadays television is too busy TELLING you how to feel—but in the early '90s, TV would...
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The Walking Dead: The Showrunner Speaks!
Holy crapola. About 9 million people tuned in to watch the season finale of The Walking Dead (check out my recap, which generated a few less viewers), and with good reason: the second half of season...
View ArticleThe Cylon with the Dragon Tattoo
It's been a while since there was any news about the Battlestar Galactica spinoff Blood & Chrome, which was supposed to be a web series, and then got promoted to being a real series, then maybe...
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Guys! Jeff Foxworthy is Hosting a Bible Quiz Show!! Guys?
Comedian Jeff Foxworthy—best known for his series of jokes entitled, "You might be a redneck if...," being the host of Are You Smarter than a Fifth Grader?, and being "the Larry the Cable Guy of the...
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