This Video of a Flying Bouncy House Crashing into Power Lines Proves There is...
by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey ... because how else is he going to prove he loves us?Video of bounce house as it flies into high tension linesin Town Of Niagara pic.twitter.com/VIQfYPqkOm— Niagara Co.Fire...
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Donald Trump Has Been Accused of Rape in a Federal Lawsuit
by Megan Burbank I really didn't want to use a portrait. This seemed like the best alternative.Neelix via Wikimedia CommonsHere's Gothamist:A federal lawsuit filed Monday in New York accuses...
View ArticleCannabuzz: The Rise of Canna Bullies
Not everyone in the cannabis world is chill. by Josh Jardine "That's the thing about people who smoke weed," said a friend to me recently. "They are some of the most laid-back, easygoing people I've...
View ArticleThe Portland DJ/Dance Night Mega List!
The best DJ/dance nights in Portland. by Mercury staff DANCE NIGHTS CAN SUCK. If they're bad, you end up cowering, metaphorically, naked and afraid in a dark, humid armpit of a room among too many...
View ArticleAsk a Pot Lawyer: Are Dispensary Owners Liable?
If a customer does something stupid, are business owners to blame? by Vince Sliwoski I ownamarijuana dispensary. Will I get in trouble if a customer does something stupid after visiting my shop?I...
View ArticleThings to Do Music
Noteworthy shows for the week of June 22-28 WEDNESDAY 6/22BOOGARINS, COMA SERFS, DAN DAN (Bunk Bar, 1028 SE Water) Goiânia's Boogarins don't make what American listeners might lazily pigeonhole as...
View ArticleAll-Ages Action!
This week's all-ages shows. by Morgan Troper THURS 6/23Hemingwayw/Blowout, Sioux Falls, Drunken Palms; Black Water Bar, 835 NE Broadway Tonight marks the tour kickoff for power pop band Hemingway—one...
View ArticleNaked Hour's Debut Is the Least Lonely-Sounding Breakup Album
Their debut is the least lonely-sounding breakup album. by Ciara Dolan PORTLAND TRIO Naked Hour's upcoming debut, Always on the Weekend, is a series of vignettes chronicling the worst breakup...
View ArticleThe Odyssey of Benjamin Clementine
He's risen from Paris streets to international stardom. by Santi Elijah Holley AMONG THE MANY immediately striking things about Benjamin Clementine is his voice, the powerful tenor that he commands...
View ArticleSleeping Beauties' Vital American Punk
Their self-titled debut is poetic in its disgusting flourishes. by Andrew R Tonry "IT STARTED as a way not to die," says Hart Gledhill of Portland's Sleeping Beauties. "It started as a way to kill...
View ArticleJeff Goldblum Is the Savior of Planet Earth
Jeff Goldblum: Resurgence > Independence Day: Resurgence. by Erik Henriksen TWENTIETH CENTURY FOX did not screen Independence Day: Resurgence for critics, probably because the film is so good it...
View ArticleStarring Dr. Ian Malcolm as Himself
Ian Malcolm should have his own TV show. Here are some ideas! by Elinor Jones IMISS Dr. Ian Malcolm. Another brainiac, Frasier Crane, lived a full second life after Cheers with Frasier. The biggest...
View ArticleHow to Talk Like Jeff Goldblum
Can you talk like Jeff Goldblum? Spoiler: No. by Andrew Wright THE PROBLEM with writing about Jeff Goldblum's speech patterns is that the things that make them so distinctive—the spoken italics, the...
View ArticleJeff Goldblum's Psychosexual Power
It Will Hold You in Its Thrall by Megan Burbank IFIRST SAWINDEPENDENCE DAY in 1998, during Christmas vacation. It was while watching satellite technician David Levinson save the world from...
View ArticleThe Day We Thought Jeff Goldblum Died
It was the saddest day in history. by Suzette Smith IT WAS FRIDAY, June 26, 2009. It was morning. We were all reeling from the previous day's devastation—the death of Michael Jackson—when news outlets...
View ArticleYour Very Own Jeff Goldblum Paper Doll!
Featuring stylish looks from Jurassic Park, The Life Aquatic, Buckaroo Banzai, and The Fly! by Jeannette Langmead [ Comment on this story ][ Subscribe to the comments on this story ]
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Jeff Goldblum: The Ultimate Filmography of Our Greatest Living Actor
Jeff Goldblum... from A to Z! by The Portland Mercury Jeff Goldblum Appreciation Society Adam Resurrected (2008)"What's that?" you say. "I've never heard of a Jeff Goldblum movie called Adam...
View ArticleGood Morning, News: Portland Superintendent Retires, Hillary Goes on...
by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey GOOD MORNING, BLOGTOWN! There's no escape. I can't wait. I need a hit. Baby, give me it. You're dangerous. I'm loving it. LET'S GO TO PRESS.Portland Public School...
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The Best Dishes at Pine Street Market for 10 Bucks or Less!
by Andrea Damewood JASON DESOMERPine Street Market is crowded AF. If you're not careful, you can spend $21 on lunch. Lots of the stalls need to get their menus and execution in order. It's...
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Fact: Everything the Rock Touches Turns to Gold
by Erik Henriksen "Oh yeah, I'm big into 'corns," says Bob Stone (Dwayne Johnson), who's wearing a t-shirt with a unicorn on it and is delighted to talk about the magical creatures. He's also happy to...
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