Okay, so now you can die knowing you can watch a TV show where two people have live sex inside a box. (That was #372 on my bucket list.) The show is called Sex Box, it debuts tonight Friday, February 27, at 10 pm, and it's on the WE network—as in "WE've never heard of it."
Basically, troubled couples are interviewed by creepy therapists in front of a live audience, then disappear into a big opaque box to have sex... while the rest of us awkwardly check our Twitter accounts, I guess? Anyway, after blowing their loads, the couple returns (dressed in satin bathrobes EWWWWWW!!!!), and engages in meaningful "real talk" about their relationship... because orgasms supposedly make people more open and honest. (Or in my case, grab the next bus out of town.)
Now, I have no trouble with people having sex inside a box. (Especially if it's coffin-shaped.) But there are two glaring problems with this show: (1) The couples having sex don't really like each other, which means, "No, they would not like it in a box/No, they would not like it with a fox." And (2) last time I checked, there's still free internet porn—where I can watch hot sex that's not obscured by a box, or immediately followed with "feelings." (If you can direct me to anything more perfect than internet porn, I'd like to see it.)
That being said, I'd love to have sex in a box with you one day... (cue segue) and these TV shows, which are returning/debuting this week!