Clik here to view.
I Have Never Seen Baywatch Nights, Here Are My Eight Favorite Episodes of...
"Just a Gigolo" (Airdate: 28 October, 1995)Mitch and Ryan enjoy pretending to be a gigolo and wealthy widow so much that they almost forget the reason for it."Nights to Dragon One" (Airdate: 16...
View ArticleIf You Watched House of Cards, You Might as Well Watch Hemlock Grove
Since you're all about watching entire series on Netflix now (and you've already lost an entire weekend burning through House of Cards), why not lose another few days of your life on a brand new...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Project Runway Wrap Up!
Last night episode of Project Runway was a doozy, with another unconventional materials challenge featuring... Duck brand duct tape. Based on that info alone, can you guess how Portland contestant...
View ArticleGood News and Better News
The good news? Louis C.K. has a new HBO special coming up on April 13 (or you can download it for $5 in September, do what you like, I really don't care). Here's the trailer for that.TrailerThe better...
View ArticleClik here to view.
The Walking Dead (and Girls) Chitty-Chat Club!
In the battle of "Who had the most EWWWWWW moments," last night's episode of Girls beat out The Walking Dead by a wide margin. HOW CAN THIS BE?? Find out by hitting the jump for my spoilerific recaps...
View ArticleClik here to view.
ALERT: Marc Maron's New TV Show Debuts in May!
Calling all "what the fuckers!" After nearly a year of waiting around with no info, comedian/podcaster Marc Maron's new WTF-inspired sitcom on IFC finally has a debut date. From AV Club:Maron will...
View ArticleOn TV Tonight: Preachers' Daughters
Because the world does not have NEARLY enough of them, here is yet another new reality show debuting tonight on Lifetime at 10 pm. Called Preachers' Daughters, it tells the tale of three preachers and...
View ArticleClik here to view.
The Resurrection of Miss Veronica Mars
Kickstarter began as one thing, and has morphed into something... different from that original thing. I don't know if that's for the better, or for the worse, but as the combination of high-speed...
View ArticleThe Barbershop Quartet Version of "SexyBack"
To everyone who listened in on the livestream of Justin Timberlake's new album The 20/20 Experience, can we all agree that the general consensus is "Mmmmmm... it's ohhhh-kay, I guess. Didn't blow me...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Today in Advertising That Inspires Me to Bitch on the Internet
Exhibit A: The latest monstrosity from Hot Pockets, featuring a horny idiot guy, a blowup-doll of a woman, and whatever the fuck Hot Pockets are.Exhibit B: The latest billboard hyping McDonald's Fish...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Please Stop Telling Me What Other Kickstarter Movies Should Happen
Last night I went out with some friends and had celebratory drinks about the Veronica Mars Kickstarter raising—what? $2.6 million dollars? In 24 hours? A tiny chunk of which was mine? Hooray! As I...
View ArticleGood Afternoon, Kickstarter News!
More KICKSTARTER! news—because really, what other news is there? Gonna be kick startin' something, so let's get KICKSTARTING!The Veronica MarsKICKSTARTER! movie is especially good for women—who are...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Project Runway Wrap Up!
After last night's disastrous episode of Project Runway, Heidi eliminated everyone, including dud of a guest judge Emmt Rossum, and all the contestants packed up their bags and weepily made their way...
View ArticleClik here to view.
The Walking Dead (and Girls) Chitty-Chat Club!
Last night signaled the SEASON FINALE of Girls—and since there's still two episodes left of The Walking Dead, this is the last Chitty-Chat Club in which we can make unfair comparisons (though there's...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Good Afternoon, Kickstarter News!
There's no news like KICKSTARTER! news... so let's kick out the starters! KICKSTARTER!!Big time film muckety-muck Harvey Weinstein offers to distribute the Veronica Mars KICKSTARTER! movie, and here's...
View ArticleDear Justin Bieber: Would You Like Some Salve for that Burn?
Selena Gomez (former Disney princess—who still looks kind of like a Barbie doll if you ask me—and star of Spring Breakers which is pretty goddamn AWESOME [read my review of that in tomorrow's Mercury])...
View ArticleJon Hamm Ordered to Wear Underpants; An Angry Nation Reacts
The New York Daily News reports:An AMC insider tells Confidenti@l that during filming of the sixth season of the hit show Mad Men— when the ’60s-style clothing was a tight fit — star Jon Hamm was...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Vote for Your Favorite Cosby Show Sweater
At first I was like, "Oh, this is a cute idea." And then I was like, "FUCK! This is FASCINATING!" You are currently invited to vote for your favorite sweater ever from The Cosby Showon Bill Cosby's...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Project Runway Wrap Up!
Things were looking up on last night's episode of the old "Proj Run," just by virtue of the absence of male strippers alone. As for Portland champ Michelle Lesniak Franklin, she had nowhere to go but...
View ArticleClik here to view.
They're BaaAAAck: Project Runway Producers Mine the Field While Michelle...
While Portland contestant Michelle Lesniak Franklin enjoys multiple wins and sails into finalist territory, Project Runway producers' efforts to dig up new recruits are beautifully timed in the area....
View Article