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The Walking Dead (and Boy Meets World) Chitty-Chat Club!
Guys! Normally I do a combo platter of recaps of The Walking Dead and Girls... because they're basically the same show. HOWEVER! Girls ended their season last week, and The Walking Dead's season finale...
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The Portland TV Nostalgia Power Hour
Look, I'm no Portland newby; I've lived here a long time and have paid my dues and then some. But like many of you, I didn't grow up here, and only really found out about Portland because of reasons...
View ArticleWill You Accept an Old Veronica Mars?
Here's a sneaky peek at the plot of the upcoming Veronica Mars Kickstarter movie, courtesy of creator Rob Thomas:#veronicamarsmovie insider info: after nine years out of the biz, a case pulls Veronica...
View ArticleToday in the Supreme Golden Girls Court
Today in the Supreme Golden Girls Court, the justices will be ruling on the question of same-sex marriage, with the honorable Judges Blanche and Sophia presiding. [Note; The Golden Girls are not actual...
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Bob's Burgers at the Crystal
Well, this is exciting news. Bob's Burgers, the live show, is coming to town Friday, May 10, at the Crystal Ballroom. That means H. Jon Benjamin, Eugene Mirman, Kristen Schaal, Dan Mintz, and John...
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FX Announces Plans to Ruin Fargo
Because being one of the best movies of the '90s—or, actually, just being one of the best movies—apparently isn't good enough, FX has decided to turn Fargo into a 10-episode limited series. According...
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Project Runway Wrap Up!
We were down to the final six contestants on last night's episode of Project Runway. And how is Portland champ Michelle Lesniak Franklin faring? Let's just say that there's a lot going on here:Full...
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The Walking Dead (and Blossom) Chitty-Chat Club!
As you know, my regular Walking Dead and Girls recap went all ker-fuckle when Girls ended their season two weeks early. So last week I paired the Dead with a recap of an old episode of Boy Meets World...
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Game of Thrones Recap: Board Setup Edition
Before any board game, you have to set up the pieces. Maybe you’re arranging army tokens all over a Risk board or distributing resources all over a Settlers of Catan map, but inherent in that setup...
View ArticleEverybody Relax! Real World: Portland a Ratings Disaster
For those who may have been worried, this unsurprising bit of TV news should be music to your ears. The Real World: Portland debut was only watched by a dismal 720,000 viewers. For comparison, here are...
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This is Sex
I was doing one of my many inscrutable internet searches last night, and stumbled onto this picture of Tom "Magnum P.I." Selleck squirting himself with a garden hose.This is sex, people. This is SEX.[...
View ArticleHBO's Behind the Candelabra Teaser Trailer
I adore a lot of the old-timey Las Vegas acts, so I'm super psyched to see director Steven Soderbergh's Behind the Candelabra—an HBO bio-pic about the great Liberace, starring Michael Douglas (!) as...
View ArticleAxe Cop, Zombies, Poop
Yep, that covers all the bases. Here's the latest Axe Cop trailer shown at WonderCon last weekend—and sure, it's all fine and good, but if I'm going to watch anything with Nick Offerman that isn't...
View ArticleLife With La Toya Trailer: Heeeeelllp Myyyyyy BRAAAAAINNNN!!
LOOK. I swear to god I'm not going out of my way to troll or torture you—but sometimes I run across things that I feel you should know about... even though it will cause you extreme pain. And so! Here...
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TV Lovers! Stream The Shield for Free!
It's hard to top The Shield if you're looking for one of the best "good cop/bad cop" series ever made! For those who never watched it, Michael Chiklis is the head of a LAPD strike force dedicated to...
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Arrested Development Gets a Start Date; Let's Party About That!
Ring the bells and let the confetti fall—the debut of the FOURTH season of Arrested Development on Netflix has finally been nailed down, and our great national orgasm will begin SUNDAY, MAY 26. As with...
View ArticleGood Morning, Television!
An FX flub up that means good news for you! If you haven't watched the best show currently on television (that would be The Americans... hello!), you can catch this week's episode on the FX site....
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Project Runway Wrap Up!
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Ron Funches Was on New Girl Last Night! (SQUEEEE!)
Hometown hero/comedian Ron Funches who recently left Portland to seek his fortune in L.A. has already hit a small pot of gold with his guest spot last night on New Girl, where he turned in TWO quick,...
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Veronica Mars T-Shirt; Okay, Now I Feel Like an Ass
As you may have read, while I totally support the Veronica Mars movie, there was no way I was going to support the Kickstarter—for reasons I have already discussed. HOWEVER! This morning I learned I am...
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