The Simpsons' Hobbit Couch Gag
First Guillermo Del Toro, now The Hobbit: Well played, Simpsons. Truly, you know how to get as many views as possible from the neckbeard-clad denizens of the internet.How much better that was than the...
View ArticleBecause It's Halloween
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The Walking Dead Chitty-Chat Club!
(Gavel! Gavel! Gavel!) This meeting of The Walking Dead Chitty-Chat Club will now come to order! First order of business? THE TRIAL OF CAROL. After the spoiler-filled jump, I'll present both sides of...
View ArticleFresh Prince of Bel-Air? You've Just Been Hassel-HOFFED!
Here is a mash-up of classic David Hasselhoff singing the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song. WHY DOES THIS EXIST? I dunno... why does air exist? BECAUSE WE'D FREAKING DIE WITHOUT IT. Watch.The...
View ArticleStephen Colbert's Newest Tweet Machine!
Fox News has been having a rough time of it lately—for allegedly creating false Twitter accounts to bolster their image, and for... you know... lying all the time. Luckily for them Stephen Colbert is...
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The Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Chitty Chat Club!
Tonight's episode is called Fzzt, which could be the sound of a viewer's last ounce of patience frying like a lightbulb filament......OR......it could be the sound of SHIELD jolting itself back to life...
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Marvel and Netflix: Takin' it to the Streets
Before we go any further with the actual details, let me get this out of the way. Back in MAY, I called this. ME. You? You were all surprised like "What? How could this be? Four new Marvel shows?...
View ArticleJimmy Kimmel Has a Bad Day
There are certain days that late night host Jimmy Kimmel cannot do anything wrong... and there are certain days that Kimmel cannot do anything right. THIS IS ONE OF THOSE DAYS. From HitFix's daily TV...
View ArticleAn Ender's Game TV Show?
Yes, I know that card-carrying homophobe Orson Scott Card won't make a ton of money off his movie, and I know that Enders Game didn't have a spectacular opening... but I'm still giving Card and his...
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The Walking Dead Chitty-Chat Club!
If you like to watch people choking on their own bloody vomit, you REALLY loved The Walking Dead last night! Would you like to chitty-chat about it? Hit the jump for my spoilery-spoilers and your...
View ArticleOff to Cancelled Land: The Jeselnik Offensive
Comedy lovers, prick up your ears: Anthony Jeselnik's Comedy Central show The Jeselnik Offensive has been cancelled and will not return for a third season. No apparent motive was given for the show...
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Four-Color Infodump: A Bunch of Superhero News for You and Yours
So much superhero news it's like suffocating under a pillow made of back issues, being pushed into your face by the heavy hand of Hollywood. (Speaking of which: Did you know the MPAA & RIAA are...
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The Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Chitty-Chat Club!
Felix Ungar and Oscar Madison. Jack Walsh and Jonathan Mardukas. Axel Foley and Judge Reinhold. Dare we add to that list SHIELD Agents Ward and Fitz? Skye and Simmons? No. Of course we don't. But the...
View ArticleAnother TV Live Shot Goes Horribly, Hilariously Wrong
Local news stations use live shots like Mayor Rob Ford uses crack cocaine: (allegedly) A LOT! They seem to think it makes them look more "involved" in a story, when in actuality they're usually just in...
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Live Streaming Classic Nickelodeon Shows—24/7!
Fans of classic Nickelodeon shows from the '90s and early '00s, rejoice! Here's yet another internet oddity to waste your time with. Nick Reboot live streams your fave kid shows from that decade 24/7,...
View ArticleGovernment Shuts Down Live Panda Cam—but Not Masturbating Bear Cam!
The government shutdown may be destroying the lives of single underemployed mothers—but it's also destroying the lives of those who love "CUTE" by shutting down the National Zoo's beloved panda cam....
View ArticleAt What Point Do You Just Throw Up?
On an upcoming episode of TLC's Extreme Cheapskates (debuting Oct 23 at 9 pm), a couple are featured who are so cheap that they share their showers, shampoo, deodorant, and even... DENTAL FLOSS??[...
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Can't Get Enough of Breaking Bad? How About a Spanish Breaking Bad?
Apparently because it was so popular here in the states, the Spanish-speaking Univision will soon be broadcasting a "retelling" of Breaking Bad, called Metastasis—starring Spanish actors in the same...
View ArticleMiley Cyrus Won't Stop, Refuses to Stop—Seriously, Can Someone Stop Her? On...
It was the all Miley Cyrus show on SNL this weekend, with hillbilly-gone-bad Miley pulling a lot of weight in the sketch department. So how was she? NOT BAD. And she managed to keep her tongue in her...
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The Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Chitty-Chat Club!
It seems like a lot of weight to put on the third episode, but there's quite a few people for which The Asset is make-or-break. That's one of the dangers of living in the so-called "Golden Age" of...
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