So Did Tony Soprano Die or Not? The Answer (Sorta) Revealed!
I'd given up wondering a looooong time ago whether or not Tony Soprano died at the end of the mysterious series finale of The Sopranos (2007)—but apparently some reporters are still wondering, and...
View ArticleCops Crew Member Shot... by Cops
Not exactly sure why this hasn't happened before now... BUT. A robbery in an Omaha Wendy's restaurant went from bad to terrible when officers shot the suspect... AND audio technician Bryce Dion, a crew...
View ArticleSnoop Dogg: World's Leading Authority on Baboons
I could spend the rest of my life watching Snoop Dogg narrate nature videos. Here in the latest segment of Jimmy Kimmel's "Plizzanet Earth," Snoop explains the mysterious world of baboons. Sort of....
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Jesse Helt, Miley Cyrus' VMA Award Accepter, Turned Himself In
We return to the continuing saga of Jesse Helt, already in progress...Helt, the homeless 22-year-old aspiring model from Salem who accepted Miley Cyrus' MTV Video Music Award on Sunday night,...
View ArticleAgents of SHIELD Goes A-Team on Your Ass
Yes, I know some of you were sooooo betrayed by last year's tepid first season of Agents of SHIELD, but most of us who stuck with it agree that the ending cooked up to a boil. So let's assume that the...
View ArticleCNN Tech Expert Thinks 4chan is Someone's Name; Admits to Nude Selfies
Bret Larson, CNN's "Tech Analyst"—which I suppose doesn't necessarily mean he's an "expert"... he's just analyzing (or looking at and thinking about) tech things—did his best to explain to viewers...
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Everything You Need to Know About The Wire in HD (Which Might Not Really Be...
On August 22nd, Polygon Editor Arthur Gies uploaded a video to YouTube, the contents of which he claimed he'd seen on HBO earlier that day. He followed that up with a tweet:again, re the wire...
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Allison Williams as Peter Pan Makes Me Have Feelings... You Know... "Down There"
As you may have heard, Allison Williams (Marnie from your favorite show in the world, Girls) has been cast in the NBC musical adaptation of Peter Pan, as Peter Pan! And the Today Show has revealed the...
View ArticleMatthew McConaughey's New Commercial: NOW Will You Give Him the Emmy?!?
It is a crime against humanity that Matthew McConaughey was passed over for a "Best Actor" Emmy this year (apologies to Bryan Cranston)—but now? Now that his new commercial for the Lincoln MKC is here...
View ArticleMean Tweets: The NFL Version!
I have little to no regard for football, and especially the NFL—which is why I loooooooove Jimmy Kimmel's "Mean Tweets".. this time directed at NFL superstars! WHO SUCK!! (Go on... cry, baby,...
View ArticleTeaser for Veronica Mars Spinoff, Play it Again, Dick
In case you haven't heard, CW Seed—the network's web entity for trying out new potential shows—is producing a Veronica Mars web series spinoff called Play it Again, Dick... starring Ryan Hansen (AKA...
View ArticleTim and Eric's Bedtime Stories Trailer!
Yes, you may have your tickets already to see Tim and Eric & Dr. Steve Bruhl at the Newmark tomorrow night... wait. NO?? Then get 'em here! But while we're on the topic, T&E just released the...
View ArticleToday in Marching Band Art
I am especially missing recently departed Alison Hallett today—because not only was she our crack arts editor, she was also our resident "Marching Band correspondent." And she would have had a...
View ArticleToday in Celebrity Masturbation News Bloopers
Cousin Matthew from Downton Abbey (okay, fine, his real name is Dan Stewart), appeared on Brit talk show to promote his new role in the upcoming movie The Guest—which no one cares about. What we all...
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Gilmore Girls: Coming to Netflix! SQUEEEEEE!
After years of being banished to DVD sets and iTunes purgatory, Gilmore Girls is finally coming to Netflix on Oct 1. And if you're not excited about that, I don't know what to do with you. The Lauren...
View ArticleThe Miss Creepy Puppet Pageant
Just the other day I was thinking, "There is absolutely NO REASON for continuing this stupid 'Miss America pageant' nonsense!" As usual... I was wrong. Meet Miss Ohio, Mackenzie Bart, and her very...
View ArticleSnoop Dogg's "Plizzanet Earth": Crocodiles vs. Wildebeests
Normally I adore Snoop Dogg's "Plizzanet Earth" series on Jimmy Kimmel, because it's obvious how passionate he is about the animal kingdom. HOWEVER! I believe Snoop's bias toward crocodiles is showing...
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The Shoe Everyone Will Be Wearing This Fall
If Marjorie Skinner liked wearing these shoes for her Worst Night Ever, she's gonna LOVE these new heels featured on the poster for American Horror Story: Freak Show (debuting on FX, Oct 8). Seriously...
View ArticleA Clip from the Upcoming Batman Babies! (You Know... Gotham.)
As dutifully reported in this week's I Love Television™, Batman Babies! (AKA Gotham) debuts this coming Monday on Fox at 8 pm. The critics are already calling it the best new show of the season... but...
View ArticleFirst iPhone 6 Customer Drops iPhone 6... on Live TV
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