Conan, Marshawn Lynch, and Rob Gronkowski vs. Mortal Combat X!
Behold the hilarious wonder of Conan O'Brien's latest edition of "Clueless Gamer" in which Super Bowl foes Marshawn Lynch (Seahawks) and Rob Gronkowski (Patriots) play the so far unreleased Mortal...
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Super Bowl: Too Much Football In It
Let me tell you, folks—it's not easy being an "influencer." You know... the person who has a contrary opinion about something, but is eventually proven to be ABSOLUTELY RIGHT (even though no one will...
View ArticleNBC's Brian Williams Raps Snoop Dogg
It is truly an amazing time in which we live. Proof? Technology has progressed to the point where we can watch and marvel at NBC News anchor Brian Williams rapping Snoop Dogg's classic "Who Am I...
View ArticleProject Runway All Stars: Michelle Is Still in, and It's Time to Pay Attention
Like 95 percent of all basketball games, it's the final quarter of Project Runway/All Stars episodes and seasons that are worth paying attention to. And so it has come to pass that brilliant Portland...
View ArticleMichelle Lesniak Exits Project Runway All Stars in Punk Rock Fashion
Last night at the Back Stage Theater, the semi-secret upstairs lounge was standing room only (hope you enjoyed all the extra seating, semi-full main room of Blazers fans!) to watch Portland designer...
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The Walking Dead Chitty Chat Club: Cue the Instagram Filters!
Last night marked the mid-season premiere of The Walking Dead—and HOO BOY! It was full of "sad," with a heapin' helpin' of "artsy"and"fartsy." Want to read a recap and chitty chat about it? Hit the...
View ArticleCheck Out the Trailer for Netflix's Bloodline
I know you're always on the lookout for the next big from Netflix, and it looks like their new series Bloodline might be just the ticket. Created by the team from Damages, Bloodline tells the story of...
View ArticleRead Some David Carr Today
Listen to Carr punch those fucking keys. Listen to what Carr says.David Carr, one of the country's best newspaper writers, died last night. He collapsed in the New York Times newsroom; earlier that...
View ArticleSavage on CBS Sunday Morning
Dan Savage's sold out pre-Valentine's pity party at the new Revolution Hall on Friday was a CERTIFIED BLAST according to all in attendance—and you know he's getting popular when your grandfather's...
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The Walking Dead Chitty Chat Club: Worms and Lucky Tornadoes
Feeling thirsty and hangry? So was the gang from The Walking Dead last night! This was probably the lowest point for the gang in quite awhile (though I think one can sink much lower than eating live...
View ArticleHouse of Cards Season Three Trailer!
10 DAYS! Only 10 days left until the third season premiere of Netflix'House of Cards (Feb 27), starring Kevin Spacey and the amazing Robin Wright—and in this trailer, Frank has finally gotten his...
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Netflix' New Richie Rich Series May Be Your New WORST THING EVER
For some reason I never had any trouble with Richie Rich comics growing up. Maybe it was because of his pudding face, maybe it was because Richie never seemed to draw any attention to the fact he had...
View ArticleSleater-Kinney Meets Bob's Burgers in Their New Video
Well, just when you thought you couldn't ask Sleater-Kinney for anything more—between their reunion, the new album No Cities to Love on Sub Pop, an epic tour, and a Portland show at the Crystal on May...
View ArticleTrailer for M. Night Shyamalan's Wayward Pines
One of the big summer TV events on the horizon is M. Night Shyamalan's Wayward Pines on Fox, and here's the new trailer. Shyamalan—or as I like to call him, "Plots McTwisty"—has fallen out of favor...
View ArticlePeople Really Don't Know Much About SNL, Apparently
In a very funny clip that was cruelly snipped from the Saturday Night Live 40th Anniversary Special, cast member and professional interviewer Kyle Mooney talks to a bunch of people on the street about...
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I Love Television™: I'mma Let You Finish
So I know a lot of you guys are mad at Kanye West right now... wait. Correction. A lot of you guys are mad at Kanye West ALWAYS, but you're particularly mad at him now, following his latest performance...
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The Walking Dead Chitty-Chat Club: SHOOT HIM, SHOOT HIM, SHOOT HIM!!!
A stranger approaches Rick's Rangers with a deal they might not be able to refuse. Should they go with him, or SHOOT HIM, SHOOT HIM, SHOOT HIM??? (I think you know what my answer will be... but I want...
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Hey, You! Citizenfour! Tonight! For Free, Probably, Based On Your Likely...
So last night the Oscars were smarmy and useless and navel-gazey and a whole lot of people won awards they shouldn't have, but hey, at least Citizenfour got Best Documentary! Maybe that'll convince a...
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Read This Oral History of Parks and Recreation
Tonight is the night that Parks and Recreation shuts their doors for good (NBC, 10 pm), so what better time to read an oral history of the show that started out as a sorta weakish knockoff of The...
View ArticleToday in Post-Apocalyptic Bowling
Former SNL dreamboat Will Forte stars in The Last Man on Earth—a new post-apocalyptic sitcom debuting this Sunday, March 1 at 9:30 pm on Fox, which is about... ahem... "the last man on earth."...
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