Let's Watch Jake Gyllenhaal Crap His Pants in Fear... Shall We?
So Jake Gyllenhaal goes on Ellen to plug his new Nightcrawler movie (read the Mercury review here!), and for his trouble gets the shit scared out of his butthole. (In his defense, that stagehand...
View ArticleStephen Colbert vs. #GamerGate: WHO YA G...Oh, You Know Who Wins.
It may have taken awhile, but Stephen Colbert has finally gotten around to dismantling the misogynist dicks of #GamerGate—and of course he does it in his own faux misogynist style. He starts here with...
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CBS is Casting Supergirl—So Why Can't it Be YOU?
As you may have heard, CBS is jumping on the "superhero bandwagon that shows no sign of slowing, and will eventually be as popular as CNN's Ebola coverage" with the development of a Supergirl TV show....
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The Walking Dead Chitty-Chat Club: Worst Hospital EVER!
Okay, answer me this: Who's ever been to a hospital, AND watched last night's episode of The Walking Dead? If the answer is yes, yes, and/or I don't care, then hit the jump for my spoiler-filled recap...
View ArticleHateWatch 2015: The Return of Girls!
I'm sorry, I don't care how much you whine, bitch, or compare it to other (perhaps obviously better) shows: I still heart Girls! (Yes, even when they produce overly precious/unctuous behind-the-scenes...
View ArticleNews Anchor Dances to "Where They At Doe"; Brings Respect Back to TV News
Gaze upon the majesty of this West Virginia TV news anchor working it out to T.I.'s "Where They at Doe"—and the hilarious deadpan reactions of his eternally patient co-anchor. (I think every TV...
View ArticleLunchtime TV: Watch Adult Swim's Too Many Cooks
Dirk briefly mentioned this in Good Morning, News... BUT! It cannot be repeated enough: Okay, so Adult Swim is highly regarded for not being afraid to air really weird shit. (See Aqua Teen Hunger...
View ArticleSouth Park: "Drink Responsibly"
In this hilariously pointed clip from South Park, Terrence and Philip make a very astute argument that the so-called "freemium" games for your smartphone (and the way they con you out of money as you...
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The Walking Dead Chitty-Chat Club: G.I. Ginger!
Hey, Walking Dead fans! Did you watch last night's episode featuring your fave red-head soldier, G.I. Ginger? (As we found out, the curtains DO match the drapes!) Join me after the jump for some...
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Batman: The Complete Series Out on DVD/Blu-ray TODAY!
After a nearly interminable wait, the late '60s classic, Batman: The Complete Series (starring Adam West and Burt Ward) is finally out TODAY on DVD and Blu-ray. Why the long wait? Apparently not only...
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Michelle MacLaren Should Direct Wonder Woman (and Other Movies)
Yesterday afternoon, Variety broke the news that Michelle MacLaren is in the running to direct the first of Warner Bros.' planned Wonder Woman movies. MacLaren isn't exactly a household name—sadly,...
View ArticleThe Cast of Reno 911 Play... "Hit Me With Your Mug Shot"
For years I could not get enough of the heeeee-larious Reno 911 (luckily they recently released a complete series DVD box set which you're giving me for Christmas, in case you didn't know). And a few...
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The Walking Dead Chitty-Chat Club: Carol & Daryl (Awwww.)
Did you see last night's episode of The Walking Dead? It was pretty good! (Except for the WORST scene in its entire history, of course. Wait... possibly the worst scene in the entire history of...
View ArticleSNL: "The Dudleys"
Here's a verrrrry pointed sketch from this weekend's Saturday Night Live showing how the schizoid mentality of social media directly affects how networks create TV shows—and makes them schizoid in...
View ArticleMore Terribly Cruel (Read: Overwhelmingly Hilarious) Celebrity Mean Tweets!
Yay! It's another installment of Jimmy Kimmel's "Mean Tweets" in which celebrities (like Gwyneth Paltrow, Britney Spears, Lena Dunham, and more) read the meanest, stupidest—though sometimes...
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The Walking Dead Chitty-Chat Club:
Hey, did you watch last night's episode of The Walking Dead? Do you have opinions? OH, I HAVE OPINIONS! Allow me to share them with you in my spoiler-filled recap of "Crossed" after the jump! And feel...
View ArticleProtesters React to TV News' Coverage of Ferguson
Yesterday's grand jury announcement in Ferguson caused a huge headache for just about everyone involved... including national TV news organizations trying to cover it—and especially CNN, whose loss of...
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The Walking Dead Chitty-Chat Club: Worst Rescue Plan EVER!
Hey, did you watch The Walking Dead last night? Man, my forehead still hurts from slapping it so hard! Find out what got my goat after the jump, where I shall provide a funny, spoiler-filled recap, and...
View ArticlePeter Pan Live: That Wasn't the Hate-Watch We Asked For!
Last night's big television event was the live taping of Peter Pan starring Girls Allison Williams as Peter and Christopher Walken as Cap'n Hook, and the Twitterverse was practically salivating in...
View ArticleShockingly, Eaten Alive Star Was Not Eaten Alive
As I warned you in this week's edition of I Love Television™, the not-so-scientifically-reliable Discovery Channel broadcasted Eaten Alive last night—which revolved around "a snake expert" being...
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